5 minutes peace

(I've acquired a new skill... typing with my MASSIVE mug resting on my keyboard. It's taken some practice, believe me...)

Well, well, well... the wedding, the wedding... fucking classic! Best Man forget's rings (before we get into church, so Bride ends up going round block 3 times while Best Man scrabbles into the Porsche and speeds to Wimbledon and back), Bridesmaid passes out drunk and many funny photos end up on facebook. Brilliant :D the video of the first dance is just uploading onto YouTube as we speak...

*WAITSWHILEVIDEOUPLOADS*

ta daaaaa






When the song started, we were all convinced that the DJ put on the wrong song... then they started dancing :) It's Owen making noises in the background. He's cool. He appreciates Guinness and Rick Astley (the best things in life) as much as I do :D

It's coooooooool :)

Finding Oneself....

Ok, so you get to that stage where you think you know who you are and then go "shit. I'm such a retard".... I did this today.

I'm sitting listening to N-Dubz on YouTube after listening to Jackie Volume 2 on a CD Walkman. I don't know if I feel like a teenager or an aging old weirdo... I relate to both of them.
(8)I never ever ever ever thought that it would ever get better, coz I never ever ever ever thought that I could face this weather(8) and (8)It's so strange the way he talkin, it's a disgrace(8)

However, I have come to a conclusion... I do genuinely think someone should punch Miley Cyrus and tell her to quit the pop star act and stick to Hannah Montana (which is also shit, but at least I dont have the Disney Channel any more). I also am of the belief that I seriously need to not cry when people die in Hollyoaks, Waterloo Road, Eastenders, Casualty and Holby City. Seriously, my face after watching the epi of Maxine dying in Waterloo Road on iPlayer was classic. My mum had a glass of plonk on standby lol.

SO. what have I established today?

GOOD:
- N-Dubz
- Robson and Jerome
- CD players coming in for dead MP3 players
- my mum

BAD:
- Miley Cyrus
- People dying in programmes that should really be classed as religion
- Thinking too deeply into things
- ingestion of alcoholic substances after the demise of a soap opera/ TV series character... they're not real.