So I chose a new subject for my A2 English Language Coursework (don't even think about asking about the first one... it was a dead duck from the word go!). I decided to delve deeper into childrens literature and see if Disney had shat on Peter Pan (which they have done), but that's not what it's about.
I think it's important to point out that Smee is an Irishman and Captain James Hook DOESN'T resent the hook, he thinks we should all have one.
HOWEVER...
I'm doing the bit that they left out of the Disney flick, the bit where Tootles (a Lost Boy) attempts to kill Wendy after that jealous bitch Tinker Bell (it is two words, again Disney playing with things) tells him she's a bird. He thinks he's killed her and when Peter comes back he's pretty pissed.....
Upon futher investigation into the language used to portray the relationships, it would appear that Peter Pan and Wendy may, in fact, have been having sexual relations. No wonder Tink was a bitch to her... I can just see it on Jerry Springer "The Human Bitch Stole My Man!"....
Maybe I'm looking too much into this, but seriously, there is always a hidden message in these things and it's sad fools like me who have too much time so as to mutilate a children's tale.
I'm sorry for publishing this, but I thought you ought to know... PETER PAN AND WENDY ARE F***ING EACH OTHER!!
Peace Out
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